Christmas Eve is Ladies\' Night and Santa has a lot of stops to make!Watch the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE Behind the Scenes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGH58RVz6dAfeature=relmfuWe respond to your comments! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELT8t0VnMZUPlease Like, Favorite, and Subscribe!https://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypoliticalLike and Follow The Key of Awesome!http://www.facebook.com/thekeyofawesomehttps://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesomehttps://twitter.com/#!/BarelyPoliticalDirected by Tom SmallWritten by Mark DouglasMark\'s stuff:http://youtube.com/markdouglashttp://twitter.com/markdouglas73Todd\'s Stuffhttp://youtube.com/wombatronhttp://www.twitter.com/toddwomackKristen\'s Stuffhttp://www.facebook.com/pages/Kristen-Brancaccio/264481066930847http://twitter.com/kristensrealityhttp://www.kristenbrancaccio.comLauren\'s Stuff:https://www.youtube.com/user/iwantmylauren?blend=7ob=5http://www.facebook.com/laurenisfunnyhttp://www.twitter.com/laurenfrancescaStasia\'s Stuffhttps://twitter.com/#!/StasiaViolaGet the songs on iTunes!http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-key-awesome-deluxe-edition/id374349910TShirts!http://thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.comFollow us on Twitterhttp://www.twitter.com/barelypoliticalhttps://twitter.com/#!/thekeyofawesomeWrite us a letter!The Key of AwesomeP.O. Box 23 New York, NY 10113DigiTour Dates and Ticket Info!Wed 3/7 • Los Angeles, CA -- El Rey Theater • http://bit.ly/digi2012laFri 3/9 • Las Vegas, NV -- Hard Rock Cafe • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012lasvegasSat 3/10 • Oakland, CA -- New Parish • http://thedigitour.comSun 3/11 • Tempe, AZ -- Club Red • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012tempeThu 3/15 • Houston, TX -- House of Blues • http://bit.ly/digi2012houstonFri 3/16 • Dallas, TX -- Southside Music Hall • http://bit.ly/digi2012dallasSun 3/18 • Orlando, FL -- The Plaza Live • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012orlandoWed 3/21 • Vienna, VA -- Jammin\' Java • http://bit.ly/digi2012dcThu 3/22 • Baltimore, MD -- Sonar • http://bit.ly/digi2012baltimoreFri 3/23 • New York, NY -- Gramercy Theater • http://bit.ly/digi2012nycSat 3/24 • WestChester,PA - TheNote • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012west_chesterSun 3/25 • Cambridge, MA -- Middle East • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012bostonWed 3/28 • Allentown, PA -- CrocRock • http://ticketf.ly/digi2012allentownThu 3/29 • Cleveland, OH -- House Of Blues • http://bit.ly/digi2012clevelandFri 3/30 • Ann Arbor, MI -- Blind Pig • http://thedigitour.comSat 3/31 • Chicago, IL -- Reggie\'s Rock Club • http://thedigitour.comSun 4/1 • Toronto, ON -- Opera House • http://tktwb.tw/digi2012torontoWed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitour.coLYRICSHo HoWhen it\'s Christmas timeeverybody\'s waitin\' in a big ass lineTo sit on my lapAnd beg for Elmo\'s, i-pads, and crapBrats are outta controlmy elves are doing nothing but shovelin\' coalOlder girls sit on meAnd get their picture taken ironicallyGirl look at that bellyLike a bowl full of jellyAs seen on the tellyIt sticks outI come down your chimneyThough it don\'t quite fit meWhy do I smell kindling?Put it outMy doctor told me I had diabetesThat\'s what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookiesI still deliver all this booty.It don\'t matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin\'I\'m Santa and I know itI\'m Santa and I know itI got a big ole gutI ain\'t nutcracker but do bust nutsGirls love the tasteOf my sugarplums and my candy caneI got a list of naughty\'sIt\'s pretty much a listing of all my shawty\'sWait Let me explain itMrs. Claus and I have a special arrangementI\'m jolly and burelyI never come earlyI\'m stuffin\' your turkeyCheck it outWhen ladies get nippyI\'m makin\' deliverysFrom Dallas to SydneyThen I\'m outSingle moms are friendlyEvery X-mas eveWhen the night comes to and end my sack is always emptyGot a 9 inch beard, and I ain\'t afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke itI\'m Santa and I Know itJingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bellsTickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elvesComet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sailI\'m Santa and I know it
